Women Limericks

There once was a young girl named Charlotte
Who made extra cash as a harlot
She screwed a producer
Who tried to seduce her
And now shes a Hollywood Starlet

There once was a girl on the net
When surfing she always got wet
She had miles and miles
of xxx files
Cyber sex was all she could get

A girl of the Enterprise crew
Refused every offer to screw
Till a Vulcan named Spock
Crawled under her smock
And now she is eating for two

On Halloween a young girl from the Coast
Was screwed in the Park by a Ghost
At the height of Orgasm
This pale ectoplasm
Cried 'I think I can feel it, almost

There once was a girl who said, 'No'
And all the boys called her a 'Ho'
And when she was asked why
She simply replied
I have a warm dildo at home

There was a young woman named Wilde
Who kept herself quite undefiled
By thinking of Jesus,
Contagious diseases,
And the bother of having a child