On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve nymphos mating
Eleven virgins waiting
Ten colonels spanking
Nine schoolboys cranking
Eight nuns assenting
Seven monks repenting
Six queers consenting
Five Dutch caps
Four birth pills
Three cndoms
Two IUDs
And a call girl calling on me.

Includes Doggerel

Hooray, hooray, the first of May
Outdoor fucking begins today
(American folk rhyme)