Food Limericks

Said a naughty young cook named Jessy
"I won't yield to a suitor unless he
Licks jam off my tummy
Till we're both really gummy
For the best things in life are quite messy."

A prudish old lady named Sears,
Has tender and delicate ears.
What everyone calls
Simply meat "balls",
She insists be referred to as "spheres".

There was a young man named Perkins
Who was specially fond of small gherkins
One fine day at tea
He ate forty-three
Which pickled his internal workin's.