Children Limericks

Please don't tell me that sex doesn't matter.
It will sometimes make ladies grow fatter.
And then, don't you see
What was two becomes three
With that nerve-wracking sound - pitter, patter.

There was a young girl who begat
Triplets named Nat Tat and Pat
In was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
She found there was no tit for tat.

There once was a lady from France,
who decided she'd just take a chance.
So she let herself go
for a minute or so,
and now all her sisters are aunts!!