Car Limericks

My Beemer turns heads, I'm the man!
A car for the fast autobahn
I speed in the rain
and frown with disdain
at the other cars made in Japan!

There was an old man from Lerodge
Who took a girl out in his Dodge
With his date buckled in
He committed a sin
Without even leaving the g'rodge.

There once was a man from Boston
Who drove around town in an Austin
He had room for his ass
And a half pint of gas
But his balls hung out, and he lost 'em