Art Limericks

When Titian was mixing rose madder
His model climbed up a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he sprang up the ladder and had 'er.

There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia
The drawing was fine
The color divine
But the smell - ah that was a failure.

There once was a sculptor named Phidias
Whose manners in art were invidious
He carved Aphrodite
Without any nightie
Which startled the ultra fastidious.