Marriage Quotes
DivorceAh, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. (Robin Williams).... the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor . When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed. Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Ambrose Bierce. Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer to have the bastard crucified. "Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" "I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch." Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. ... bounty after the mutiny. ... the fine for joy-riding on the highway of matrimony ... a life sentence for not committing a murder Divorced Barbie. Comes with all Ken's stuff. |