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"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, some of it solved."

"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards." Billy Connolly

"In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children."

Why do they call it tourist season if you're not allowed to shoot them?

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"

I was in NY last month. No I tell a lie, it was Otahuhu.

Cruise: prison with a chance of drowning (Billy Connolly)

NY is an exciting town with lots of things happening, mostly unsolved.

The surest way to find whether you really like someone is to travel with them.

The first bag onto the carousel never belongs to anyone.

Wales - you need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. (Blackadder) What I most look forward to on getting back from a trip to India is a dry fart.

Guy tried to hijack a busload of Jap tourists. Police have 5000 photos to go on.











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