InfidelityIf you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
ADAMANT, n. A mineral frequently found beneath a corset. Soluble in solicitate of gold. Ambrose Bierce
MONOGAMY n. The western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Adultery: can't outlaw it; can't even make it unpopular.
Man will never tell his mates - even if they don't laugh they may take advantage
Three little words you don't want to hear when you're making love to a woman "Darling I'm home."
Where's the back door? We don't have one. Quick, where do yo want one?
How long have you been wearing that earring? Ever since my wife found it in our bed.
Husband comes home from pub all upset. "Milkman is boasting that he's screwed every woman in our street except one." Wife frowns "I bet it's that stuck up bitch at No 23"
My wife ran away with my best mate. Who was that? I don't know, I never met him.
I have the prettiest, sexiest wife in the world. I just hope her husband doesn't find out.
Sometimes it's easier for husband to keep the wolf from the door than the wolf from his wife.
"I can't believe it. Both my boyfriends are cheating on me."
She'd had 8 husbands, 3 of them her own.
The wrong people doing the right thing.
"Umfriend": a sexual relationship of an illicit variety, as in "This is my um ... friend"
First they fake chastity, then they fake orgasm, and finally they fake fidelity.
He had a lateral coital position - a bit on the side
She realized he was cheating on her with his secretary - the lipstick on his collar was covered with twink.
I've been faithful to her lots of times.
My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back of the car .... and she wanted me to drive.
A man needs a mistress to break the monogamy.
Accident: a child conceived long after your husband's vasectomy