DivorceAh, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. (Robin Williams)
.... the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor .
When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Ambrose Bierce.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer to have the bastard crucified.
"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
"I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch." Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
... bounty after the mutiny.
... the fine for joy-riding on the highway of matrimony
... a life sentence for not committing a murder
Divorced Barbie. Comes with all Ken's stuff.